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Hey everyone!

I wanted to let you know that we’re now taking pre-orders for my upcoming outdoor humor collection, “Elk Hunters Don’t Cry.” I’m very excited about the release of this collection, which includes some of my favorite stories of fishing, hunting, hiking, and camping in the Pacific Northwest.

From the back cover:

ELK HUNTERS DON’T CRY
19 humorous, poignant, and sometimes absurd adventures of a Pacific Northwest sportsman.

“It’s a well-known fact that outdoorsmen, elk hunters in particular, don’t cry.

In fact, not so many years ago this was considered a badge of honor, a mark of courage for young hunters to aspire to as they watched their fathers and uncles grimace manfully in the face of pain.

I’ve seen several of my own hunting friends take tumbles in rocky riverbeds, gash themselves with skinning knives, and char various portions of their anatomies in campfires…all without a single tear.

Some of them defoliated large tracts of national forest with white-hot profanity, but none ever cried…”

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Here’s a link to one of my favorite stories from the book, “Newbies”

I’ve set up a PayPal link for Paypal Members or credit card orders.

If you would rather pay by check, please print this page, include your name and shipping address, and remit with $9.99 + $2.50 shipping for the first copy (for additional copies shipping = $1.00 each) to the address below.

I can only guarantee shipping in time for Christmas for orders received by November 27th.

Thanks everyone!

-Perry

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